Don't try this at Sea World

[Virginia]

A diver is getting ready to feed a Great White Shark! A visitor tells him that he is a hypnotist and that he can hypnotize the shark to make him easier to work with. He finally convences the diver to let him try. He sits down on the side of the pool and slaps the water to get the shark's attention. He then puts his arms under the water and makes all kinds of jesters. The shark at first appears to be confused, then he swims over and bites the hypnotist's arm off! The diver goes nuts running around yelling for someone to call 911. He then asks the guy, "I thought you said you could hypnotise that shark?"
"I did" the hypnoist replys weakly, "now he thinks he's an alligator."