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Best Single Ad

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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed.
It is reported to have been listed in The Atlanta Journal.

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity
unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play.
I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck,
hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by
the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your
hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work;
wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask
for Daisy, I'll be waiting...


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane
Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
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Post by Virginia »

That's marvelous, Sis!!!
Virginia
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