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GROSS Easter Card

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2005 11:42 pm
by Lorna
I recall this somewhat disgusting Easter card I gave to my sis a couple of years ago. I knew she would like it as she shares the same level of humor as I do. :mrgreen:

On the front of the card was a pic of kids dunking Easter eggs into the toilet.

Inside, the caption read: DO NOT EAT THE BLUE EGGS. rotf rotf rotf rotf rotf

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 7:37 pm
by Lorna
Oh, come on now. 13 views and not one reply??? Come on now!! :mrgreen:

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2005 9:12 pm
by Paige
Where can I find this card :mrgreen:

Paige

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 10:31 pm
by Carolynn
Ohhh Lorna!!! :lol: "Do not eat the blue eggs"? :lol: Eggsactly. Actually, don't eat the brown ones either!!! :lol:

I too would like to find that card!!! My little sis would like it, and my nephew, who cannot change a diaper without gagging even after two kids, would likely not eat any easter eggs!!

True story. In a misguided, and ultimately somewhat sadistic, effort to get him to get over his sensitivity to dirty diapers, his very own father put chili in a clean diaper and started eating it in front of him. :shock: Ultimate gross out to this day for that kid, let me tell you!!!!!!! :lol:

Love, Carolynn

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:08 pm
by Virginia
Lorna,
Sorry, but (Beauty, don't get all excited) the joke went over this blonde's head at first - now I get it! cute!!!
Virginia

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 4:11 pm
by Virginia
I can remember as a child my half-brother came to visit once and he asked me to get him a glass of water, and I had learned that if you flushed the commode then ran the water it would be colder, so I did it that way, carried the glass to him - I thought he was going to punch me!
"Just were the hell did you get this water - kid??"
Virginia

Posted: Mon Mar 07, 2005 8:02 pm
by Lorna
Carolynn wrote: Actually, don't eat the brown ones either!!! :lol:
Virginia wrote:I had learned that if you flushed the commode then ran the water it would be colder, so I did it that way, carried the glass to him - I thought he was going to punch me!
"Just were the hell did you get this water - kid??"
Ewwwwwwww LOL!!! rotf rotf rotf rotf rotf