A smart blonde
Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2005 5:59 pm
A guy gets on a plane and finds himself seated next to a cute blonde. He
immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly, stares at the guy and says, " Ok, what would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," the guy says with a grin. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde in all seriousness. "That could be an interesting topic. But before we do, let me firstly ask you this question. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded, he thinks and thinks then finally he replies, "I really haven't got the the slightest idea"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How on earth do you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power with me when you don't know sh*t?
immediately turns to her and makes his move.
"You know," he says," I've heard that flights will go quicker if you
strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger. So let's talk."
The blonde, who had just opened her book, closes it slowly, stares at the guy and says, " Ok, what would you like to discuss?"
"Oh, I don't know," the guy says with a grin. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK," says the blonde in all seriousness. "That could be an interesting topic. But before we do, let me firstly ask you this question. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass. Yet the deer excretes little pellets, the cow turns out a flat patty, and the horse produces muffins of dried poop. Why do you suppose that is?"
The guy is dumbfounded, he thinks and thinks then finally he replies, "I really haven't got the the slightest idea"
"So tell me," says the blonde, "How on earth do you feel qualified to
discuss nuclear power with me when you don't know sh*t?
