Language Skills
Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2005 6:34 pm
Shortly after WWII, a British soldier married a lovely German girl, and returned with his bride to good old London. Though she spoke only a little English, and he spoke only a little German, their love was a language needing no interpretation.
Not so with the Butcher. When the lady wanted to buy fresh meat, she had a difficult time getting her needs across.
For example, one day she needed chicken legs, so she went to the butcher, got his attention, clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt and pointed to her legs. He got the idea, and she got her chicken legs.
A few days later, they needed Chicken Breasts, so she went to the butcher, clucked like a chicken, and showed him her breasts. With a smile, he provided what she needed.
A day or so later they decided to have sausages.
So she took her husband to the Butcher shop with her..............
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Nah, He spoke English didn't he?
Now get your mind back on more important things!!!!
Not so with the Butcher. When the lady wanted to buy fresh meat, she had a difficult time getting her needs across.
For example, one day she needed chicken legs, so she went to the butcher, got his attention, clucked like a chicken and lifted her skirt and pointed to her legs. He got the idea, and she got her chicken legs.
A few days later, they needed Chicken Breasts, so she went to the butcher, clucked like a chicken, and showed him her breasts. With a smile, he provided what she needed.
A day or so later they decided to have sausages.
So she took her husband to the Butcher shop with her..............
Scroll down
Nah, He spoke English didn't he?
Now get your mind back on more important things!!!!