Getting Another Opinion.
Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2005 7:16 pm
Gerald, 95, was in the hospital. From time to time the young nurse came in and said in a patronizing tone, "And how are we doing this morning?"
Gerald’s revenge? After he had received breakfast, he pulled the juice off the tray and put it on his stand...
He had been given a urine bottle to fill...
The juice was apple juice...
You know where the juice went...
The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today."
Gerald snatched the bottle out of her hand, drank its contents, and said, "Well, I'll run it through again - maybe I can filter it better this time."
Gerald’s revenge? After he had received breakfast, he pulled the juice off the tray and put it on his stand...
He had been given a urine bottle to fill...
The juice was apple juice...
You know where the juice went...
The nurse came in, picked up the urine bottle and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today."
Gerald snatched the bottle out of her hand, drank its contents, and said, "Well, I'll run it through again - maybe I can filter it better this time."
