Naughty Things Overheard at Birthday Parties - But Aren't!

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:09 am

Here is the Top 10 List of Things Overheard at Birthday Parties That Sound Dirty, But Really Aren't:

10. Birthday spanking? Sounds good to me!
9. I'm ready for another piece!
8. It's really moist!
7. Get your finger out of there!
6. Make a wish and blow!
5. You want it 'a la mode'?
4. You gotta taste this.
3. It looks way too big!
2. My hands are kinda sticky.

And the Number One Thing Overheard at Birthday Parties That Sounds Dirty But Really Isn't is. . .

1. Surprise!!!

Stephanie W · Post by **Stephanie W** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:01 pm

SL

It just shows where YOUR mind is at during those innocent birthday parties.

One slice or two Ma-am? Don't smell it, just lick it! Hope you like chocolate.

Stephanie

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Mon Dec 12, 2005 10:18 pm

You ladies kill me...

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 12:16 am

StephanieW wrote:

It just shows where YOUR mind is at during those innocent birthday parties.

American Greetings said it first, I just posted it here. So what's your excuse, silly girlfriend? You had me laughing so hard my asthma started to kick in!

Lorna:

Thanks, my friend, you kill me, too!

Never a dull moment when StephanieW and Lorna are around! You girls rock!