Naughty Things Overheard at Birthday Parties - But Aren't!
Posted: Sun Dec 11, 2005 12:09 am
Here is the Top 10 List of Things Overheard at Birthday Parties That Sound Dirty, But Really Aren't:
10. Birthday spanking? Sounds good to me!
9. I'm ready for another piece!
8. It's really moist!
7. Get your finger out of there!
6. Make a wish and blow!
5. You want it 'a la mode'?
4. You gotta taste this.
3. It looks way too big!
2. My hands are kinda sticky.
And the Number One Thing Overheard at Birthday Parties That Sounds Dirty But Really Isn't is. . .
1. Surprise!!!

10. Birthday spanking? Sounds good to me!
9. I'm ready for another piece!
8. It's really moist!
7. Get your finger out of there!
6. Make a wish and blow!
5. You want it 'a la mode'?
4. You gotta taste this.
3. It looks way too big!
2. My hands are kinda sticky.
And the Number One Thing Overheard at Birthday Parties That Sounds Dirty But Really Isn't is. . .
1. Surprise!!!