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An elderly Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincent,

I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the plot for me.

Love Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Not for nothing, but don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the BODIES.

Love Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Dad,

Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

Love Vinnie

Lorna, Very cute. How can you come up with this stuff at 1:30 in the morning. I just love your sense of humor. Are you performing anywhere in NYC? I would want to see your show if I was in the city when you were on stage.

Hugs, Paige

Hey was that an Italian joke!!!?? I love it -
Virginia

It was Tony's wedding reception and he went over to his Dad and said"Hey Pop. I've never been with a woman before. What should I do tonight with my wife?"
His father replied"Put the hardest thing you have in the place that she pees."
Tony and his bride went back to the hotel and he put his Boccie ball in the shower.

Love
Jeannie

PS Why do Italian men wear gold chains?
It shows them where to stop shaving!

EEWWWWWWWW!