The Eyes Have It.

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Sally
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The Eyes Have It.

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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead
sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air,
and hands it back. "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, "
she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for
everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a
nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The
guy is amazed! ! Everything had been SO incredible! "You know, " he
said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you
meet? "


"No, " she replies. . . . . " You're a bit special, because...



Wait for it. . It's coming .







You just happened to catch my eye."
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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Post by Lorna »

Ugggggggggggggg!!!!!

rotf rotf rotf rotf rotf
Live it. Love it. OWN IT.
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Post by Carolynn »

#-o #-o #-o #-o OOOOHHHH!!! That was horrrrible!!!! Got anymore? :)

Carolynn
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Post by Jeannie »

OHHHHHHH. Thats so bad it's good! Ithought she was going to say"Ill keep and eye out for you"Hugs

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Jeannie

PS. What's the difference between a pit bull and a ex- wife? The pit bull eventually lets go!
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Post by Virginia »

I can'see I can't see -----------Oh , I got my eyes closed!
Thanks!
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Comedy gals

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We better not quit our day jobs! :)

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Post by Kyra »

This one definitely belongs in the BBBAAAAAAAADDDDDD jokes thread! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Kyra
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Post by Anita »

Hi Sally--
If you'll do this to friends, what happens to your enemies? Oh, it's too horrible to think about...
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