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He laid her on the table,

So white clean and bare,

His forehead wet with beads of sweat,

He rubbed her here and there.

He touched her neck,

Then felt her breast,

Then drooling, felt her thigh.

The slit was wet and all was set,

He gave a joyous cry!

The hole was wide........

He looked inside,

All was dark and murky,

He rubbed his hands,

And stretched his arms.........



And then he stuffed the turkey.


May I be the first to wish your dirty
little minds a very Merry Christmas!
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Post by Lorna »

rotf rotf rotf rotf rotf
Live it. Love it. OWN IT.
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Post by DonnaT »

Who's gat the dirty mind? :roll: OK, I admit it. ..rofl..
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Post by Virginia »

Well I will be the one - I guess everyone else is thinking it anyway!
What did he stuff it with??
Ouch!
anamous - whatever!
First star to the right, then straight on 'till mornin!
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:-$ It's a secret, Virginia - - bend a little closer and I'll whisper it in your ear!
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