Cowboy Boots
Posted: Tue Jan 17, 2006 5:50 pm
An elderly couple, Ray and Bessie, recently moved to Texas.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, I don't see anything different, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY
BOOTS!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies........
wait for it now.....
"Ya shoulda bought a hat Ray, ya shoulda bought a hat.
Ray has always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them home, walking proudly.
He walks into the house and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Ray storms off into the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Ray, I don't see anything different, it's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Ray yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING
DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW COWBOY
BOOTS!!!!!!"
To which Bessie replies........
wait for it now.....
"Ya shoulda bought a hat Ray, ya shoulda bought a hat.
