CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Posted: Fri Jan 27, 2006 8:02 pm
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, boss I no
come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and then I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
... You got nice house too...
K
come work today, I really sick.
Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and then I can go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "Boss, I do
what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon.
... You got nice house too...
K
