Blond joke

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Blond joke

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Q. How can you tell when a blond is talking to her self?

A. HuH?
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](*,) #-o ](*,)

Oh no, not again!!!

What's the definition of eternity? ...4 blondes at a 4-way stop.

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There was this blonde who entered the swimming chamionships in the breast stroke event. She came in last and then gave all the other competitiors a serve for cheating, because they used their arms.
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Okay, positively the last blonde joke I will post:
well, at least for today....
***()***
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" She says, "Why, officer?" "Because your breast is hanging out," he says.
She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"

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..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl.. ..rofl..

That's a good one, Kyra!
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Two blonds ridding

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There is two blonds ridding along a country road passing a corn field. there was a blond out in the corn field in a row boat rowing and the blond in the car said to the driver, " It is that kind of blond that gives us blonds a bad name! If I could swim I kick her backside!
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