An old cowboy sat down at the bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his drink, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the cowboy and asked, “Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “Well, I spend my days breaking horses, working cows, going to rodeos, fixing fences, pulling calves, baling hay, doctoring calves, cleaning my barn, fixing flats, working on tractors, and feeding my dogs, so I guess I am a cowboy.”
They went on drinking for a while, then he asked,"Well tell me about you, what do you do?"
She said, “Well, I’m a lesbian. I spend my time thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. I even think about women when I eat. It seems that everything I do I'm thinking of women.”
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the old cowboy and asked,
“Are you a real cowboy?”
He replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m really a lesbian.”
The cowboy and the lesbian
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The cowboy and the lesbian
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