A joke for people who don't listen

Susan · Post by **Susan** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:22 pm

A woman goes into a fish shop and asks the fishmonger for a pound of cod.

"Sorry madam, we have no cod today."

"Oh!" she says " A pound of cod please."

"Madam," says the fishmonger "I have no cod today - sorry."

"Oh!" she says " A pound of cod please."

"Madam," says the fishmonger feeling a bit irate. "I have NO COFD!"

"Oh!" she says "But there is no F in cod"

"Precisely" says the fishmonger.

I hope it made you laugh

HUGS

Susan

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:39 pm

Ohhhhh, Susan - - that one is such a groaner - - but it *did* put a smile on my face!!

Susan · Post by **Susan** » Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:04 pm

SilverLady

I'm glad - will dole a few more out in the weeks to come.

Susan

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:11 am

That's a classic!!!