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A joke for people who don't listen

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:22 pm
by Susan
A woman goes into a fish shop and asks the fishmonger for a pound of cod.

"Sorry madam, we have no cod today."

"Oh!" she says " A pound of cod please."

"Madam," says the fishmonger "I have no cod today - sorry."

"Oh!" she says " A pound of cod please."

"Madam," says the fishmonger feeling a bit irate. "I have NO COFD!"

"Oh!" she says "But there is no F in cod"

"Precisely" says the fishmonger.

I hope it made you laugh

HUGS

Susan

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 1:39 pm
by SilverLady(SO)
Ohhhhh, Susan - - that one is such a groaner - - but it *did* put a smile on my face!! :)

Posted: Wed Mar 08, 2006 5:04 pm
by Susan
SilverLady

I'm glad - will dole a few more out in the weeks to come.

Susan

Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2006 3:11 am
by Lorna
That's a classic!!! rotf rotf