Wedding Bells

[Sally]

A Jewish father, Moisha, had three sons, and one night his eldest son, Yitzak said, “Father, I’ve asked my girl to marry me.”

Moisha was ecstatic and jumped for joy and asked,”Who is she my boy, what’s her name?”
Yitzak replied sheepishly,” Her name is O’brien father, I’m sorry but she’s a Catholic.”

Although Moisha was disappointed she wasn’t Jewish, He said, “As long as you’re happy my boy, are you happy?”
Yitzak replied, “Yes father, I’m extremely happy to be marrying her.”

Moisha was still counting on his two younger sons to take Jewish brides.

The next night Schlemiel calls on his father and says, “ Father, I too am getting married.”
Moisha jumps for joy and asks,” Who is she my boy, what’s her name?”

Schlemiel replies,” Papadopoulos father, I’m sorry but she’s Greek Orthodox, but I love her”
Moisha hides his disappointment, but says, “ My son, as long as you’re happy, are you happy?”
Schlemiel replies, “ Yes father, I’m so happy with her.”

Moisha then resigns himself to the fact that his last hope is with his youngest son Chutzpah, to take a Jewish bride.

Later on Chutzpah goes to his father and says, “ Father, I’m so in love with my girl friend and I’ve asked her to marry me and she said yes.”
Moisha cautiously asks,” Well my son, who is she, what’s her name?”

Chutzpah says,” It’s Goldberg father.”

Moisha is elated and says, “Yes, yes, yes, Goldberg….is she the daughter Shelley, of the Merchant Banker Goldberg??
Chutzpah says ,” No father”

Moisha says, “ Well she must be Rachel, the daughter of the Wall St, Stock Broker Goldberg.”

Chutzpah says, “ No father she’s not.”

Moisha says, Well my son, who is she, what’s her first name then, what is it?”


Chutzpah replies, “ Whoopi”

[SilverLady(SO)]

I never saw that one coming!!



- SL

[Kyra]