A blonde and her g/f were riding the bus to work and chatting.
Blonde… “My neighbour was mowing the lawn yesterday and he accidently run over his cat which was hiding in the long grass and cut off it’s tail.”
G/F…”Oh my goodness, what did he do”
Blonde “ I don’t know, but if that happened to me, I know what I’d do, I’d grab the cat and it’s tail and rush off to Walmart with them”
G/f replies with a puzzled look on her face, ”Why on earth would you take them to Walmart?”
Blonde, “ Where else would I go dummy, everyone knows that Walmart is the biggest retailer in the world.”
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Yes well it was too bad for the bad jokes thread actually....
Did you hear about Bubba and Gomer, they were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said; "Lookey thar up ahead, Gomer, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Gomer said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?," asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Gomer.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put a label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, " Hey, you boys been drinkin ?"
"No, sir," said Gomer, “ We kicked the habit sheriff,” then pointing at the labels on their foreheads he said. " Looky here boss, we're on the patch."
Did you hear about Bubba and Gomer, they were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.
The passenger, Bubba, said; "Lookey thar up ahead, Gomer, it's a police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Gomer said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."
"What fer?," asked Bubba.
"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Gomer.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight & put a label on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, " Hey, you boys been drinkin ?"
"No, sir," said Gomer, “ We kicked the habit sheriff,” then pointing at the labels on their foreheads he said. " Looky here boss, we're on the patch."
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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So, what happens now, do I get 40 lashes, pay a fine or spend time in the sin bin?
Apologies Carolynn, I just don't ever have the time in a day/week to read everything written here.
Apologies Carolynn, I just don't ever have the time in a day/week to read everything written here.
Watch nature, because it’s our greatest teacher, it moves and flows and moves on again. We can never be free until we disengage, so allow life to flow as you find it. The way it is, is the way it is.
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Hey, with all the jokes posted here, we're bound to have repeats at one point or another!
Keep on laughing, ladies!!
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