Humor in Heels

[JoAnnDallas]

Why did the crossdresser cross the road?
To get to the shoe sale, silly.
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How many crossdressers does it take to change a light bulb? 8.
1 to hold the ladder.
1 to change the bulb.
1 to coordinate everyone’s ensembles.
2 to bring the snacks and drinks.
And 3 to photograph the event.
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If a cashier has ever told you that she needs your driver’s license, not your husbands,
You might be a Crossdresser.

If a woman has complimented you on your French nails,
You might be a Crossdresser.

If you’ve ever looked for a cheaper place to get your nails done (and haven’t we all),
You might be a Crossdresser.

If you know where all the Family Restrooms in the mall are,
You might be a Crossdresser.

You might be a RedNeck Crossdresser if
1. You wear a dress that’s strapless, and a bra that isn’t.
2. Your earrings double as fishing lures.
3. If you remove your leg hair with duct tape.
4. You pluck your eyebrows with a pair of needle nosed pliers.
5. You keep a spare lipstick in your toolbox.
6. Your purse is a toolbox.
7. Your best silver necklace is made from beer can pull-tabs.
8. Your favorite perfume is “WD40.”
9. Your favorite leather skirt is from the moose you shot last fall.
10. You braid the hair that sticks through your fishnet stockings.