Are you ready for the wayback machine? (First read bottom)
Posted: Wed Apr 28, 2004 8:52 am
Now Sherman, we are going to take these fine ladies on a trip in the wayback machine. Once there we will give them some choices. Now we need to impress on them that whatever choices they make would affect their lives so they should choose wisely.
Ladies, understand you can't interact with anyone but you may look around while you are there keeping in mind you only have eight hours to do so. One other thing is that any people in your life today will be involved in your new life should you decide to make any changes. Okay ladies, here we go!
Now we are back at the time in your life when puberty is just starting. When you arrive a doctor is waiting, Dr. Rednegsnart. She is a world renowned endocrinologist who specializes in the effects female hormones have on the male body, particularly when administered at the onset of puberty.
Dr. Rednegsnart: "Welcome! I have here before me several options that you can select from. Each option will produce the promised effects but you must take into consideration your specific genetics also. You could become a supermodel or you could become the next Roseanne. Your genetics and decisions from here on out will determine that. One other thing, regardless of what route you choose your family and friends will be behind you all the way.
Well Mr. Peadody, what do you think of the results? I think it's neat that we could help them. I hope everyone made the choice that would make them happiest.
Ladies, understand you can't interact with anyone but you may look around while you are there keeping in mind you only have eight hours to do so. One other thing is that any people in your life today will be involved in your new life should you decide to make any changes. Okay ladies, here we go!
Dr. Rednegsnart: "Welcome! I have here before me several options that you can select from. Each option will produce the promised effects but you must take into consideration your specific genetics also. You could become a supermodel or you could become the next Roseanne. Your genetics and decisions from here on out will determine that. One other thing, regardless of what route you choose your family and friends will be behind you all the way.
Well Mr. Peadody, what do you think of the results? I think it's neat that we could help them. I hope everyone made the choice that would make them happiest.