Getting OLD........

[Carolynn]

With a birthday coming along all too soon, these seemed appropriate to me......

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your sweetie says, 'Let's go upstairs
and make love,' and you answer,
'Pick one; I can't do both!'

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door,

'OLD' IS WHEN..
Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You don't care where your spouse goes,
just as long as you don't have to go along.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor
instead of by the police.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting a little action' means you don't need to take any fiber today.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car in the parking lot.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all nighter' means not getting up to use the bathroom.

AND

'OLD' IS WHEN..
You are not sure these are jokes?

[Virginia]

Jokes???????? what jokes??????

I would complain and recommend that these be removed from this section and put in Hot Topics but I can't seem to remember how I raised the garage door or where I parked!

Virginia

[Kyra]

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt...doesn't work.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You know all the answers, and nobody asks you the questions.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You sit on a rocking chair and can't get it going.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your knees buckle and your belt won't.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
You have too much room in the house and not enough in
the medicine cabinet.

'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your favorite part of the newspaper is "Twenty-five
years ago today".



Just a few more...