The wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
My loving wife of 20 yrs replied, 'Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that manure?'
I still don't know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped fishing"
You know, I just can't think of any dyed in the wool fishermen that would be bothered by that weather, nor by their wife's comment.