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We all like jokes, humor and other funny stuff, so let's lighten things up a bit with a few laughs (or groans, as the case may be)!!

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Lydia
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Here is a current news item:
PORTLAND, Ore. (Dec. 30) - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.
Would you believe the attackers name was: "Michael Dick" ?

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..OO.. Guess not only was he aptly named, but he got what he deserved! ..rofl..

Moral of the story: Don't break into little old ladies' houses while naked. [-X

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Post by Virginia »

I understand that he has changed his name by adding "less" to it!?

Well, that's what I heard???!!!!

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