Crazy Quotes

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Tue Feb 24, 2004 8:33 pm

"The internet is a great way to get on the net."
- Bob Dole

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
- Britney Spears

Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
-Unknown

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
-Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.
-Rodney Dangerfield

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
-Unknown

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 2:28 pm

"I used to think gum was the perfect food. It’s petite, delicious, pink, and it doesn’t make you fat." - Unknown

"Mosquitoes only live for one day. So I guess if they skip breakfast, then they had a bad childhood." - Bruce McCulloch

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:20 pm

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

Ya jus' gotta luv Bill

Hugs,
Kyra

CJ · Post by CJ » Fri Feb 27, 2004 7:33 am

Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism, and become lesbians. --Rev. Pat Robertson, speaking at the 1992 GOP Convention

: :!:

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Fri Feb 27, 2004 8:25 am

: :!:

Where do these people come from??

Here's a look at our wonderful government services:

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."
--Department of Social Services,
Greenville, South Carolina

Hugs, Kyra

CJ · Post by CJ » Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:36 pm

(Well, here's hoping that that person's circumstances don't change...

).

I didn't intend for this to take on a political tone. I'm just here for the drugs. --Nancy Reagan, replying to an unwelcome and unrelated question at a "Just Say No" campaign event

Gotta love Nancy! (and I bet you she didn't inhale either!

)

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Sat Feb 28, 2004 4:27 pm

LOL!!!

Go, Nancy!

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 4:23 pm

Julie wrote: Lorna.

We had to destroy the village to save it -- Viet Nam, not sure of source

"Do you ever get down on your knees and thank God you know me and have access to my dementia?"
- Jason Alexander, Seinfeld

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Sun Feb 29, 2004 7:58 pm

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "
--Charlie Brown.

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Thu Mar 04, 2004 10:28 pm

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in
our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

Hugs,
Kyra

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 12:15 pm

"I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the
truth. I assisted in furthering that version." --Colonel Oliver North, from
his Iran-Contra testimony.

Lorna · Post by **Lorna** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:34 pm

"Tragedy today, as former President Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious."
- Dana Carvey as Tom Brokaw, Saturday Night Live

Jessie · Post by **Jessie** » Sun Mar 07, 2004 6:37 pm

"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population."
--David Letterman.

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:55 am

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

Hugs,
Kyra

Kyra · Post by **Kyra** » Wed Mar 10, 2004 8:43 am

"When more and more people are thrown out of work, unemployment results."
- Former U.S. President Calvin Coolidge