Police stories

[Carolynn]

GOOD
>A Richardson, Texas policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
>wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem - a 12-year-old boy was
>standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read "RADAR TRAP
>AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign
>reading, "TIPS" and a bucket full of money. (And we used to just sell
>lemonade!)
>
>BETTER
>A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated
>radar post in Plano, Texas. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being
>cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
>with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
>
>BEST
>A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the Texas State Trooper
>Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said,
>"I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Texas State Police Ball."
>The trooper replied, "Texas State Troopers don't have balls." There was a
>moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what he'd just said. He
>then closed his book, got back in his patrol car and left. She was laughing
>too hard to start her car.
>

[Ahzz]

[Jessie]

I just love funney stories like this

Jessie

[Carolynn]

Hi Jessie and Ahzz!!!

Me Too!!!! Helps give a positive spin to the day, don'cha know!!!

Jessie, how are your eyes doing? I may have missed the subsequent posts about your lasix, and I am interested in your recovery, not only out of concern, but it is something I have been considering, or at least finding out if it is feasible for me.

Thanks.

[Sally]

Well one unfunny police story is that I recently received my first ever speeding ticket when caught by a camera doing 94 in an 80 zone. Damn Subaru's fault, not mine. lol... Cost me $130. lol...oh well I now have a police record.

Ahh speeding.....reminds me of the story about the young fella speeding along the highway at 150mph in his new sports car when he suddenly spies a patrol car close behind him.
The cop pulls him over and asks his reason for the high speed.

The young fella says, "Well I don't have a licence to drive, but I'm in a hurry to get away."

The cop says, " YOU DON'T HAVE A LICENCE TO DRIVE? BUT YOU'RE IN A HURRY TO GET AWAY FROM WHAT?

The young fella says, " Well I held up the bank in the last town and I'm in a hurry to get away."

The cop says, " YOU WHAT?"

The young fella says, " Yes and I've got the gun in the glove box"
The cop says, " YOU'VE GOT A GUN IN THE GLOVE BOX?"

The young fella says, " yes, and I shot the bank manager and I've got his body in the car boot."
The cop says," YOU'VE WHAT? a BODY IN THE BOOT?"

The young fella says, " Yes and I've got a million dollars I stole under the back seat"

The cop says," YOU'VE GOT A MILLION?
The young bloke says, " Yes officer I sure have."

With that the cop pulls his gun and demands the young fella lay face down on the ground. The cop then radios his station and tells all this to his captain. Within a few minutes a Swat team arrives and surrounds the car, the Police Captain gets out of his car, approaches the young fella and says, " Now young man, my officer tells me that you don't have a licence to drive but you have a gun in your glove box.

With this the young fella pulls out his drivers licence shows it to the captain then opens the glove box and says, " Look I've got no gun."

The Captain then says, " Well my officer also says you robbed a bank, you have the managers body in your boot and you've got a million dollars under the back seat."

The young fella opens the boot and says, " Look, I don't have a body in here." he then pulls out the back seat and says, " Look there's no money under here and I never robbed any bank."

The captain says, " Well, my officer says you told him all this."

The young fella says, " Well captain he's a bloody liar, you can't believe a word he says, I wouldn't be surprised if he also told you I was speeding."

Regards......Sally.

[Carolynn]

[Jassmine(SO)]

Howdy Carolynn and Sally



Thanks for the great laughs!!

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