On the front of the card was a pic of kids dunking Easter eggs into the toilet.
Inside, the caption read: DO NOT EAT THE BLUE EGGS.
GROSS Easter Card
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Lorna
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GROSS Easter Card
I recall this somewhat disgusting Easter card I gave to my sis a couple of years ago. I knew she would like it as she shares the same level of humor as I do.
On the front of the card was a pic of kids dunking Easter eggs into the toilet.
Inside, the caption read: DO NOT EAT THE BLUE EGGS.
On the front of the card was a pic of kids dunking Easter eggs into the toilet.
Inside, the caption read: DO NOT EAT THE BLUE EGGS.
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Carolynn
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Ohhh Lorna!!! 
"Do not eat the blue eggs"? Eggsactly. Actually, don't eat the brown ones either!!!
I too would like to find that card!!! My little sis would like it, and my nephew, who cannot change a diaper without gagging even after two kids, would likely not eat any easter eggs!!
True story. In a misguided, and ultimately somewhat sadistic, effort to get him to get over his sensitivity to dirty diapers, his very own father put chili in a clean diaper and started eating it in front of him.
Ultimate gross out to this day for that kid, let me tell you!!!!!!!
Love, Carolynn
"Do not eat the blue eggs"? Eggsactly. Actually, don't eat the brown ones either!!! I too would like to find that card!!! My little sis would like it, and my nephew, who cannot change a diaper without gagging even after two kids, would likely not eat any easter eggs!!
True story. In a misguided, and ultimately somewhat sadistic, effort to get him to get over his sensitivity to dirty diapers, his very own father put chili in a clean diaper and started eating it in front of him.
Ultimate gross out to this day for that kid, let me tell you!!!!!!! Love, Carolynn
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I can remember as a child my half-brother came to visit once and he asked me to get him a glass of water, and I had learned that if you flushed the commode then ran the water it would be colder, so I did it that way, carried the glass to him - I thought he was going to punch me!
"Just were the hell did you get this water - kid??"
Virginia
"Just were the hell did you get this water - kid??"
Virginia
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Carolynn wrote: Actually, don't eat the brown ones either!!!
Ewwwwwwww LOL!!!Virginia wrote:I had learned that if you flushed the commode then ran the water it would be colder, so I did it that way, carried the glass to him - I thought he was going to punch me!
"Just were the hell did you get this water - kid??"
Live it. Love it. OWN IT.