The nurse explained that all was well, she had a normal delivery, and instead of one kid, there were two, a boy and a girl. However, she also learned they had been named by her brother, whom she considered a lovable idiot. She was worried about the names he had picked, and asked.
"Oh, said the nurse, he named the girl Denise." The not so new mom considered that, liked the name and decided she could have been wrong about her brother in this case. "What did he call the boy?" she asked.
"Wellll", stuttered the Nurse, "he named him Denephew"
