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(Sorry, folks; just goofing off.
)Love,
CJ
I had one of those notions once, that some sort of aversion therapy could make me "normal". But then I thought of a better way, involving a half ton pickup, a bridge bannister, and 95 miles per hour. Presto, no more GID, nor more pain, no more confusion. It was my last alternative to transition. Fortunately, I missed. 
