A Christmas ditty... reworked in CD style!

CJ · Post by CJ » Sun Dec 24, 2006 3:26 am

Garter Belts (sung to the air of "Silver Bells")

City sidewalks, busy sidewalks
Dressed in Bob Mackie style

In the air
There's a feeling
of Transness

CD's laughing
Cuz they're passing
Walking mile after mile
And on every street corner you'll see

Garter belts,
Garter belts,

It's Transness time in the city

Sing along,
Bang a gong,

Soon it will be Transness day

Silky pink tights,
Even beige tights,
Cause a shimmer and sheen

As the CD's rush
home with their treasures

Hear the heels click
See the wrists flick
This is Girly's big scene
And below all these hems you'll see

Garter belts,
Garter belts,

It's Transness time in the city

Sing along,
Bang a gong,

Soon it will be Transness day!

Love,
CJ

Curly(SO) · Post by **Curly(SO)** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:19 am

I am just imagining Jim Reeves singing it! (Yeah, yeah...I know what you are thinking...'that girl is far too young and cool to know who Jim Reeves is'

)

Love,
Curly

Carol Ann · Post by **Carol Ann** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 9:11 am

What else can a girl say

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Sun Dec 24, 2006 4:29 pm

Thanks for the new song, CJ - - I love it!!

Curly - This 'young and cool girl' knows who JR is, too, and I enjoy hearing him sing. Ummmm, hon . . . watch your mail box for a package in the next week or so . . . I just couldn't resist getting this item for you (and I didn't try, either)!!!

We hope everyone has a fantastic Christmas this year!!

Love ya'all!!

- SL and Virginia

Stormy(SO) · Post by **Stormy(SO)** » Tue Dec 26, 2006 1:01 am

Oh CJ - how cool is that!! What fun!!

Enjoy!!

Stormy

CJ · Post by CJ » Fri Dec 29, 2006 2:52 am

Okay, everyone... so, tonight, I have entirely too much time on my hands. I still had loads of fun coming up with this little revision...

What Am I Wearing New Year's Eve? (sung to the air of "What Are You Doing New Year's Eve")

Maybe it's just too boring to be "plain,"
Or maybe you will think me just too vain;
What am I wearing New Year's,
New Year's eve?

Wonder which bra will fit me snug and tight
When it's exactly twelve o'clock that night?
Crossdressing late on New Year,
New Year's eve.

Baby, I'm crazy about hose;
I'd even wear saggy, tan hose...
When I'm out wearing silky nylons,
I'm relieved!

Ooh, please forgive me; look on me askance...
Because these high heels kill me when I dance.
What am I wearing New Year's,
New Year's Eve?

Baby, I'm crazy about hose;
I'd even wear saggy, tan hose...
When I'm out wearing silky nylons,
I'm relieved!

Ooh, please forgive me; look on me askance...
Because these high heels kill me when I dance.
What am I wearing New Year's,
New Year's Eve?

Love,
CJ

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:54 am

CJ, honey - I just love your creative mind!!

- SL

Stormy(SO) · Post by **Stormy(SO)** » Fri Dec 29, 2006 8:34 pm

LOL I really want someone with a great voice to actually sing them! These are great!

Stormy

CJ · Post by CJ » Sat Dec 30, 2006 12:26 am

Heh. Thanks, gals.

I'm having a ball.

Stormy, I may not be half bad with a pencil and a pad of paper but, trust me, you want to give the singing duty to someone else.

Love,
CJ

Jadeanne · Post by **Jadeanne** » Sat Dec 30, 2006 7:41 pm

CJ,

I love them both, in the tradition of Weird AL Yankovic and Bob Rivers.

Jadeanne