Logic in Red Neck country

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:31 am

Hope this has not been posted already.

Two South Texas farmers, Jim and Bob, are sitting at their favorite bar, drinking a beer. Jim turns to Bob and says, "You know, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow I think I'll go to the community college, and sign up for some classes." Bob thinks it's a good idea, and the two leave.

The next day, Jim goes down to the college and meets the Dean of Admissions, who signs him up for the four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic.

Logic?" Jim says. "What's that? "The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a weed eater?" "Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a weed eater, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard."

"I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, I think logically that you would have a house."

"Yes, I do have a house"

"And because you have a house, I think that you might logically have a family."

"I have a family."

"I'm not done yet states the dean. Because you have a family, then logically you must have a wife."

"Yes, I do have a wife."

"And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be a heterosexual."

"I am a heterosexual", says an impressed Jim. "That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a weed-eater. "

Excited to take the class now, Jim shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Bob at the bar. He tells Bob about his classes, how he is signed up for Math, English, History, and Logic.

"Logic?" Bob says, "What's that?

Jim says, "I'll show you. Do you have a weed eater?"

"No."

"Then, you're gay."

SilverLady(SO) · Post by **SilverLady(SO)** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 1:40 pm

. . . I think I know Jim's twin sister, but she calls herself Princess!

- SL

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 2:24 pm

Princess?

I had a cat with the same name. She would dig a hole in her sandbox, stick her nose in the hole, and then crap outside the box. Then look confused and cover up the hole. Think they could be related?

Love, Carolynn

Virginia · Post by **Virginia** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 9:32 pm

Carolynn,

Honey I can GUARANTEE they are related!!!!!!!

Virginia

Carolynn · Post by **Carolynn** » Wed Nov 21, 2007 11:14 pm