PORTLAND, Ore. (Dec. 30) - The Multnomah County Sheriff's Office said an 88-year-old woman fended off a naked intruder by grabbing the man's crotch and squeezing.
Would you believe the attackers name was: "Michael Dick" ?
Hugs,
Lydia
"There comes a time ... when you must grasp the bull by the tail and face the situation."
Guess not only was he aptly named, but he got what he deserved!
Moral of the story: Don't break into little old ladies' houses while naked.
- SL
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